Although inferior in all other ways to the sequel, the best moment in the Original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comes when Michelangelo and Donatello are watching the tortoise and the hare. Hence we created these tortoiseshell sunnies "Ninja Kick the Damn Rabbit." Ninja kicking is actually a valid strategy for winning any race!
BFGs: BIG FUCK!NG GOODRS
With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit runners with larger melons or those looking for more coverage.
BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE, SAME RUNNERS SWAG.
NO SLIPWe use enhanced silicon inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
NO BOUNCEOur frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
ALL POLARIZEDGlare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
GRADIENT LENSESLenses that are dark up top and light on bottom protect your eyes without losing the ability to view hazards in the shadows.
NO DEMOGORGANS100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. ∗Guarantee not applicable for any runs taking place in the Upside Down.